sigmalibrae:

You know what though there’s only 5 more sleeps before the finale to the 2 Year Anniversary Episode and he shouldn’t do this to me

I don’t know if I’m enough of a top quality girl for you.

I’m the broken, defective toy.

I’m missing the parts you deserve.

9:22am, too early for this (via rintheunicorn)

sigmalibrae:

chess-ka:

Fucking hell but this episode was unnerving.

shit shit shit THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE FELT GENUINELY VAGUELY ILL AFTER AN EPISODE

nightvalecommunityheadcanons:

Unprofessional radio hosts are, shockingly, very easy to break! All you have to do is tell them that some insignificant scientist died of hunger while getting locked in a house, and that it is all their fault because they were more concerned with a silly revolution than helping their so-called loved one! They just give up! Isn’t that fascinating? I think it’s fascinating. Now get back to work!

someone help me i am freaking out over welcome to night vale

someone

help

despicableplankton:

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

the-clockworks:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

NO
PLEASE
STOP
OW
MY HEAD

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

Ow.

coldasike:

Episode 19B of Welcome to Night Vale is probably the most unsettling of all the episodes I’ve heard so far

do the responsible thing: take a shower and go to bed cause i have to be up in 6 hours for work.

or: take a shower and work on this vid.

Tagged: #agatharights

reyairia:

primeling:

commander-pixies:

incomprehensiblelentils:

wildparsnip:

my mom is on the phone with my dad (a microbiologist) and she told him “go to bed, turn off the computer, and just, just don’t do science. don’t do any science”

#starscream to skyfire

#javik to liara

yes give me all the aus where Peggy Carter lives forever and is a badass

when you’re having a panic attack and dissociating and all the grounding techniques involve touch but a.) touching anything increases the panic and (b.) the pull of the dissociation makes it really freaking tough to ground on top of panic.